Sunday, June 04, 2006
Just thought I'd post this.Hilarious stuff...But its true isn't it?We take things forgranted sometimes.Hehe...Enjoy!
Before and After Marriage Message:
Before marriage.Darling here.. darling there...
After marriage.Baling here... baling there..
Before marriage. .I die for you. . .
After marriage."You die, up to you. "
Lagi lama married. .You die I help you!
Before marriage. .You go anywhere. . I follow you.
After marriage. . .You go anywhere. . up to you.
Lagi lama married. . .You go anywhere better get lost!!
Before wedding...you are my heart, you are my love
After wedding...you get on my nerves.
Before wedding...you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella
After wedding...you are worse than godzilla
Before wedding...Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
After wedding...Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you
Before wedding...Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding...You want to go, he says you wait-la
Before wedding...She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding...Don't know whether katak,cicak or biawak